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ghoul
Rotting Corpse


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Loc: Florida/US
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: Fantomas]
      #138981 - 09/30/08 09:06 PM

Zombie life is sweet
With each warm brain that I eat
All my meals are free

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Knifey
Flesh Eater


Reged: 06/20/04
Posts: 1255
Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: ghoul]
      #138984 - 10/01/08 03:35 AM

Cracked skull before me
Makes me think of pumkin goop
Pass the ice cream scoop!

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"You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."


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Dr Peligro
Voodoo Master


Reged: 05/25/00
Posts: 7645
Loc: Québec City
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: lemmy caution]
      #139092 - 10/05/08 10:26 AM

Quote:

The magic island sleeps.
The Chief opens the final door.
The gay-porn star opposes.




Haha, brilliant! I was gonna try my hands at one, but after seeing this I know I could never compete with a Jeff Stryker reference.

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We're all champs when we're drunk.
-Paul Kemp


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EdgarAllen
Living Dead


Reged: 09/16/00
Posts: 1206
Loc: Star City
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: Dr Peligro]
      #139096 - 10/05/08 01:21 PM

One leg is all gone
Cherry Darling hops along
Grindhouse a go go

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"Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday."

-Psalms 91:5-6


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Knifey
Flesh Eater


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Posts: 1255
Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: EdgarAllen]
      #139097 - 10/05/08 01:57 PM

Quote:

One leg is all gone
Cherry Darling hops along
Grindhouse a go go




LOL
BRAVO!!!

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Knifey
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Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
Re: Zombie Haikus - -Let's write some! [Re: Knifey]
      #139165 - 10/11/08 08:02 AM

Black man fought zombies
Survived all day and all night
Still got shot. Poor Ben.

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