Knifey
Flesh Eater
Reged: 06/20/04
Posts: 1255
Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
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Saw some wacky vid on Youtube a while ago about Zombie Haikus. Still think about it at times, and smile.
Just for kicks, let's throw some down here for our own twisted amusement. Shall we?
Allow me to begin....Ahem.
Brains are sure tasty
Ted Danson's head is massive
That means I'd get full
So let's go fellow, H-speakers. Nice low pressure thread here- with endless possibilities. Let's see some HAIKUS!!!
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"You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
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DanielSavage
Flesh Eater
Reged: 09/25/03
Posts: 1213
Loc: West Virginia
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I remain like you
warm flesh peeled back from white bones
the hunger is war
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We won't crawl on our knees for you...
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Tony Soprano
Living Dead
Reged: 02/23/01
Posts: 1951
Loc: Canada
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the apocalypse
it rises from the cold ground
the undead will rule
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"Nine killed her, nine shall die, nine eternities in doom!"
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Misfit
Living Dead
Reged: 10/24/00
Posts: 4818
Loc: Stuarts Draft,VA
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Chick from return 3
I'd do her even though dead
Necrophiliac?
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MojoNexus
Flesh Eater
Reged: 10/22/01
Posts: 1090
Loc: Manhattan, KS USA
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Abandon all hope
Hell is full and the dead walk
Graveyard cathedral
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Lick my plate...
Mojo
My DVD collection!
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MojoNexus
Flesh Eater
Reged: 10/22/01
Posts: 1090
Loc: Manhattan, KS USA
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Burn rabid weasels
Send more paramedics
I can smell your brain
Oops... line two is one syllable short. Poo.
Edited by MojoNexus (09/30/08 12:37 PM)
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lemmy caution
Flesh Eater
Reged: 03/25/02
Posts: 1567
Loc: Neenah Wisconsin USA
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The magic island sleeps.
The Chief opens the final door.
The gay-porn star opposes.
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MEMBERS FOR THE ROMERO REPEAT KILL CORPS WANTED!
Men, Pick Up Weapons!
Kill Your Daughters Yourselves!
Im The One That’s Going To Kill My Girlfriend!
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MojoNexus
Flesh Eater
Reged: 10/22/01
Posts: 1090
Loc: Manhattan, KS USA
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Ha! I know that movie! Zombie 4.
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Lick my plate...
Mojo
My DVD collection!
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The Creature
Living Dead
Reged: 04/26/99
Posts: 2306
Loc: Tucson, AZ
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Cool!!
Seven Doors of Death
Buried Deep in the Cellar
Book of Enoch True?
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Knifey
Flesh Eater
Reged: 06/20/04
Posts: 1255
Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
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Quote:
Chick from return 3
I'd do her even though dead
Necrophiliac?
Fucking priceless! LOL
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Knifey
Flesh Eater
Reged: 06/20/04
Posts: 1255
Loc: Obamaland, Massachusetts
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Please do not hate me
Just because I graze on brain
Try it, you'll like it
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The Creature
Living Dead
Reged: 04/26/99
Posts: 2306
Loc: Tucson, AZ
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Quote:
Quote:
Chick from return 3
I'd do her even though dead
Necrophiliac?
Fucking priceless! LOL
Agreed! This would make a great shirt. 
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Fantomas
Flesh Eater
Reged: 01/17/01
Posts: 1157
Loc: Charlotte, NC USA
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Ha, Misfit's got a chuckle out of me too.
And something tells me I need to try this when I'm drunk, but here goes.
I hate human brains
Zombie vegetarian
I really exist
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