Parrish
Flesh Eater
Reged: 12/05/01
Posts: 1060
Loc: Mississippi
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i actually liked this flick
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count_dragula
Risen from the Grave
Reged: 12/07/04
Posts: 35
Loc: upstate ny
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just picked up this dvd a while back and loved it, laughed my ass off the whole way through.am i wrong or did those wolf dudes own? as soon as i saw them make there first apearence i was sold on the movie.fulci rocks,period.oh yeah story hmm...did i mention the wolf dudes?
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Edited by count_dragula (01/01/05 06:48 PM)
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Git
Living Dead
Reged: 03/28/00
Posts: 2365
Loc: Bristol, England
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One of the finest slices of the disco barbarian genre this. Huge amounts of fun, with over the top gore, furry enemies, ludicrous wigs and Sabrina Siani writhing about all nude on a furry rug. Story: Evil sorceress with a metal helmet (Siani) sees visions of her own demise at the hands of a man with a perm. She's none too pleased about this so send out various manimals to kill him. Our "hero" along the way hooks up with a roaming barbaian named Mace (Jorge Rivero) and the two embark on the quest to destroy the witch. Goodies include encounters with wolf-men, zombies and dusty teletubbies...
 The prophecy, the perm...
 The evil one, baking her head in the sunlight...
 Scalped!
 Wishboned!
 Giving head...
 Ahhh, the furry rug, the snake and the happy sacks...
 Permeo tries to chat up a cave girl.
 The dastardly four gimps of the apocalypse.
 It's the incredible jumping wolfmen!
 Impromptu rendition of Swan Lake.
 Bow goes twang?
 Accident with the jam jar.
 Zombie pit!
 Wouldn't having an erection hurt in that outfit?
 Lair of the teletubbies!
 The secret of tubby custard... Revealed!
 Special effects gone wild.
 Even bad disco lighting doesn't help this lass.
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ghoul
Rotting Corpse
Reged: 02/25/08
Posts: 118
Loc: Florida/US
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Very original campy fantasy flick. It was fun, it had a half naked masked woman walking around durig the whole movie, the hero is a wuss and his rogue partner/mentor wants to get into his pants. The body language says it all, pay close attention. Oh and The Dungeon and dragons cartoons are like a clean version of these. (the older cartoons with the dungeon master midget)
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