DanielSavage
Flesh Eater
Reged: 09/25/03
Posts: 1211
Loc: West Virginia
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Have you noticed that your smokes taste horrible lately or that they won't stay lit? Take a look at the UPC on your pack. Do you notice the letters FSC above the UPC? That stands for Fire Safety Comission. Well, you can thank big tobacco for that. It seems as if the new FSC cigarettes are made to prevent fires, but I think they're made to snuff out for a different reason. Once a cigarette burns out it is disgusting, any smoker can tell you that. Cigarette makers want you to smoke more. It's obvious, why would they design them to burn out in 10 seconds if they don't want you to smoke more of them.
Here's what to do about the problem.
1. Stop smoking. It's bad for your health anyway.
2. Start bitching about the problem. There are a hell of a lot of smokers out there.
3. Switch brands. If the FSC cigarette makers start losing customers because of the problem they will revert back to an older formula.
I bought a carton of Marlboros two days ago and I can't smoke them because they taste horrible. It is a filthy/expensive habit, but it was my only filthy expensive habit and I truly enjoyed it. I haven't had a cigarette in 24 hours, and I'll not have another until these FSC smokes are discontinued...
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Edited by DanielSavage (04/19/08 07:45 PM)
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Tony Soprano
Living Dead
Reged: 02/23/01
Posts: 1949
Loc: Canada
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Smoking is disgusting. Take up drinking instead.
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korosh1ya
Rotting Corpse
Reged: 06/06/05
Posts: 207
Loc: New Orleans, La
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I thought this was going to be a weed thread. Don't smoke cigarettes, but the weed still tastes fine!
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MojoNexus
Flesh Eater
Reged: 10/22/01
Posts: 1089
Loc: Manhattan, KS USA
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Happy 420!
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Mojo
My DVD collection!
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Misfit
Living Dead
Reged: 10/24/00
Posts: 4815
Loc: Stuarts Draft,VA
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Happy 420!
Shame on you, why are you celebrating Hitlers Birthdayt :P
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MojoNexus
Flesh Eater
Reged: 10/22/01
Posts: 1089
Loc: Manhattan, KS USA
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'Cause Hitler was on the chronic?
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plazmaman
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Reged: 01/08/05
Posts: 233
Loc: Lutenblag, Molvania
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I thought this was going to be a weed thread. Don't smoke cigarettes, but the weed still tastes fine!
t
I know, I thought the same, I mean a "SMOKERS UNITE" thread on the national pot holiday of the year made me think that's what this thread was about.
I just got back from a showing of the movie SUPER HIGH ME, it's like the movie SUPER SIZE ME except instead of eating mcdonalds, the comedian Doug Benson smokes weed for 30 days. It was pretty entertaining but I would have liked more interviews on medical marijuana and some arguments from those against marijuana. It was an interesting movie non the less.
Have a happy 4/20!
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DanielSavage
Flesh Eater
Reged: 09/25/03
Posts: 1211
Loc: West Virginia
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A friend of mine went on a rant about the FSC cigarettes the other night, and I thought it would be funny to post about it for 420 and see what kind of responses I'd get...
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korosh1ya
Rotting Corpse
Reged: 06/06/05
Posts: 207
Loc: New Orleans, La
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LOL! From what I gather from the responses, we've just uncovered a link between the love of horror movies, and marijuana. interesting.
I want to see the doc. the other fellow was posting about, sounds like it could be interesting, depending on the source material, and what it's going for, we need a more positive, adult, reflection of the gangja in the US.
4/20 rocked, all day smoke-a-thon, pizza, and UFC 79, Liddell vs. Silva, St. Pierre vs. Hughes.
Now let's get back on the love of our life topics, lol.
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sleepinsafety
Rotting Corpse
Reged: 01/29/01
Posts: 185
Loc: san antonio, texas USA
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what about a 4th choice? just living with it
i have only seen the FCS cigarettes in NYC, and it seems to me that when you compare the minor inconvenience of re-lighting your ciggie vs. burning down a building from a cig that wasnt put out correctly... im sure you can live with it.
also are you really smoking for the flavor?
its not ice cream
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DanielSavage
Flesh Eater
Reged: 09/25/03
Posts: 1211
Loc: West Virginia
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1. People do smoke specific brands based solely on flavor.
2. The FSC cigarettes are being sold all over the country.
3. If you would've read the other posts you may have noticed that the entire thing was a joke.
4. My favorite ice cream is Blueberry Waffle Cone.
Thank you, and have a beautiful day...
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sleepinsafety
Rotting Corpse
Reged: 01/29/01
Posts: 185
Loc: san antonio, texas USA
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im a smoker too but if camels disappeared altogether its not like i would quit.
i dislike ice cream
and due to the restrictions of the internetz, you would of noticed that i was being snide
apparently in an opposite of funny way.
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DanielSavage
Flesh Eater
Reged: 09/25/03
Posts: 1211
Loc: West Virginia
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@ sleepinsafety: Make no mistake about it, I fully understand that your post was intended to be snide. Unfortunately I don't come here to argue with people, so I'm sorry if that's what you intend to do. I made an attempt to lighten the mood, and decided to pick at you a bit because of your sarcastic comments, but I see the error in that decision now. I thought maybe you'd find it a little funny, but obviously it didn't work. I'll take full responsibility for that, and I'll make a solid attempt to avoid you completely in the future.
Have a fantastic day...
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