Okay, the movie opens with some young people making out then it cuts to a military roadblock where we're introduced to Sarah "Mena Suvari", Cpt. Rhodes "Ving Rhames?", Bud "I don't know his name" and Miguel Salazar "The incomparable Nick Cannon?". Some bad acting ensues. People die then rot instantly into grotesque zombies right before our eyes and start doing their best Spider-Man impressions i.e. crawling on walls and jumping 20 feet through the air? Anyway, more bad acting and Nick Cannon one liners lead into more bad acting and Nick Cannon one liners. Some zombies are set on fire which apparently makes zombies vaporize "I didn't know that". Anyway, more bad acting and Nick Cannon one liners lead into an underground research facility i.e. every single Resident Evil game. We see more bad acting and Nick Cannon one liners. A super smart scientist zombie kills a couple of people "ending Nick Cannon's one liners" and then gets killed in turn while we are being treated to some bad acting "I really miss those one liners". The good guys drive away. The End.
I cried hard when it ended because it was the best movie I've ever watched.
P.S.
This movie took TWO FUCKING YEARS to come out direct to dvd. I wonder why? Could it be that the "ARTISTS" that made it really wanted to do the best job they could?
P.S. Again
I downloaded this movie for free and still felt cheated.
This is the most honest review you're likely to find for this movie.
THANK YOU!
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Edited by dokturchud (02/18/08 01:28 AM)
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